Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Boobs speak an international language.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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