Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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