did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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