I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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