I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Sponge bath it is.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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