Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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