As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
it was like having sex with a tree stump
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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