Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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