They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
