There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is wine microwaveable?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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