Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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