how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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