I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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