just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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