I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Your cock deserves a montage
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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