I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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