I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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