Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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