That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
