Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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