I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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