brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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