Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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