no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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