let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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