Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
