He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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