that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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