We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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