Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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