well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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