does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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