I want to walk on stilts...naked
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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