This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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