that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
