I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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