Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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