508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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