In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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