Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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