how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Randomize