Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Randomize
