we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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