i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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