I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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