Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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