the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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