Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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