I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize