Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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