That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Randomize
