Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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