then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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