We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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