Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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