Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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