Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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