would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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