i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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