can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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